this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
You may proceed
we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there
language is weird
humans are weird
YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID
WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO
AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING
OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES
Important things for non-black tumblr users:
not every trendy phrase you see on here is for you to use. in fact, lots of the words i see floating around on here are actually aave (african american vernacular english) and when you use it and you’re not black, that’s cultural…
My car says “I’m poor as shit so I’ll take what I can get.” Nevertheless, I love my little baby. I’ve had it since high school, and I call it the Tomato Mobile, because it’s about the same color as a tomato. I went to a friend’s wedding a couple years ago, and ran into some people I hadn’t seen since high school. Two of them said, rather incredulously, “You’re still driving the Tomato?” Nice to know my little car made an impression.
ditto. except my car is a pumpkin, not tomato
That’s for damn sure.
My car’s just a French heap of shit and I hate it.
At least you fuckers have cars. Be grateful you can afford it next time you’re driving somewhere in the pouring rain and you see someone trudging along soaked to the skin and shivering because they can’t afford a car.
any funny or interesting post on this website will guarantee one person bitching or whinging about it
lol my car is a cherry
and I’m not even old enough to drive. even if I was, there are hundreds of dollars to pay for driver’s ed, hours of practice and more hundreds of dollars to even get a USED car…
*sigh* …15 and feeling down
My car is the same shade of green as dying grass.